Actually I’ve probably missed a few, but this one has always annoyed me…

I had to use System Restore today.

I tried to install Windows XP SP2, even though it was in beta. Why? Because I read some Microsoft lackey’s website and he said it was pretty much ready to roll.

Yes, it’s my own dumb fault.

Windows Update no longer works, and the machine locks up every time it tries to come out of hibernate. Oh yay oh yay.

System Restore is that new feature of Windows XP which says, “Ok, well your computer is screwed up today but when do you think it was working properly?

However, what you need to know is that System Restore is a joke. I know of literally one person who it has worked for when they needed it.

I picked a point about a week ago, and did a system restore.

Now your first question is going to be: Does Windows Update work now?

Well I’d be glad to tell you except that now I can’t even get online at all.

I’m not exactly sure when I installed XP SP2, but I’ll tell you this, the networking has worked since day one, so any restore point should have been fine.

Of course it isn’t fine. In fact it is a steeping pile of filth.

I get this nice little “bubble” telling me that “One or more wireless networks are available.” I click on the bubble, and a window comes up and says, “There’s this network here, but it’s unsecure!!!! Are you sure you want to use it!?!?!? GOOD LORD BE CAREFUL!!!!”

Of course it is secure. It is very secure. It is secure to the tune of using MAC address filtering. For you non-techies out there, what that means is literally only the computers that I allow on the network (by typing in an obscure code tied to the hardware) can access it.

Windows XP thinks it isn’t secure because I’m not using WEP. I’m not using WEP because the hardware I have only support a WEP so weak that it could be broken by pouring Country Time Lemonade over it. All WEP would do is make the connection slower, and the last thing Wireless-B (801.11b) needs is to run any slower than it already does.

Anyway, there is this little checkbox next to the warning that says, “Allow me to connect to the network even though it is not secure.”

I check the box, and click OK, and you know what happens?

Now did anyone say, “You get to access the network?” Well if so you were SO VERY WRONG and have clearly never met Windows.

No, what happens then is that nothing happens, and a few seconds later that same bubble appears telling me that one or more wireless networks are available.

So, to recap:

Windows XP Service Patch 2 Release Candidate 2 managed to screw up the vitally important Windows Update which gives me the bug fixes for the latest security patches and broke hibernation on my machine (the one feature that I wish Mac OS X had).

System Restore then stepped in and did fix the hibernation problem, however it also completely broke my network connection, which was working fine from the day I installed Windows right up until the point that I used System Restore. I can’t say whether Windows Update would work now since I can’t even access my local network.

But hey, at least hibernation works… so I can turn the computer off.